7/29/08

A New Direction...

Hello ladies and gentlemen! 

I just wanted to update you all as to what on God's beautiful green Earth is going on with this blog. To be completely forthright, it has been very spastic and I apologize. I've just been posting about whatever I want and there has been no real theme besides "media and Christian youth culture"...... whatever THAT means! 

No more! I intend to keep everything a little more ordered from here on out. I will be doing my darnedest to update this thing every Saturday with either reviews or an essay. Each week will have a curtain theme, e.g. video games, blockbuster films, anime, comics, music, etc.

Also, to keep things simple, I will be employing a 5 point rating system to everything I review. Everything will be out of 5 smiles.... I was trying to think of something unique.

Anyway, I hope you continue reading!
Many thanks for your patience,
Scott

P.S. Next week will be the video game article, containing mostly reviews.

7/19/08

Why I hated "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog"

Sorry, I know it's been a while. I've been in the middle of a move, getting ready for school and lots of other personal stuff to resolve or deal with. But it's good to be blogging again.

Today's topic is, as you probably guessed from the title, about the recent internet phenomenon: "Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog" created by Joss Whedon (Creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly and Serenity). If you want to learn more about the show, you can read about it here:


As usual, I need to have my little, or big, disclaimer: WARNING, THIS REVIEW AND/OR ESSAY CONTAINS SPOILERS!!!!!!!

 Now I just recently was introduced to Joss through the film "Serenity" and the comic book "Fray" and loved both. Then I saw all this hype about this new internet show floating around, so I decided to go check it out. At the time, only the first two parts were out. I watched them and loved it! It was funny, it was moving, it was great! In the words of Larryboy: "I laughed, I cried, it moved me Bob!"

I had learned that the final episode premiered at midnight last night, so I resolved to stay up until then to watch it. I was all excited. To prepare, I read a bunch of interviews with the cast and crew and then caught up on the story for the fifth time about by watching the first two episodes again. Then finally, the moment had come! Millions of sci-fi, comedy, superhero, musical and Joss Whedon fans around the globe waited till midnight..... and THEN..............................................................................................
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I hated it. My take on it can be seen plainly in a short essay which I wrote on a forum I post on regularly.

Me: "Just watched part III. It was horrible!!!! And I do NOT mean that in a good way! I got hooked on parts one and two, and watched them over and over and over again. Well all I can say is: "THANKS A LOT JOSS, YOU..................!!!!!!!!" *shoots self in the head* I can't believe that I stayed up till midnight to see that! Anyone else agree that the ending was awful?? 

Forum member #1: "I completely disagree. Joss did a brave thing with the ending. Killing Penny was Brave!After all Dr.Horrible is evil, not the good guy.This show was meant to show how just because someone is good doesn't mean he isn't a total douche.
I really don't know why your upset, he was evil, even if you sympathized with him.I thought the ending was perfect. Why complain when you got it for free? I'll buy the DvD for sure!!!!"

Forum Member #2: "Also... It's Joss Whedon... Did you expect roses at the end?"

Me: "Did I expect there to be roses? Ummmmm... is that a trick question? 

Here, perhaps I should explain. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the occasional tragedy every now and then, ("Sweeney Todd" is one of my favorites) but I like them to stay where they are; tragedies should stay tragedies and comedies should stay comedies. None of this mixing and matching, please! But if I HAD to pick, I'd choose a tragic comedy (a sad story with a happy ending) over a comic tragedy (a funny story with a sad ending) anyday!

Guillermo del Toro put it very well in an interview recently. When asked why he turned down the chance to direct the film "Se7en," he said: "Because I'm a fat, sentimental fool who doesn't ascribe to that world view." I feel EXACTLY the same way!

See, unlike a lot of people today, I rarely view things as morally ambiguous. They are either right, or they are wrong. In the case of "The Sing Along Blog," no matter what the characters the show are called, Dr. Horrible is good and Captain Hammer is evil.... I don't think that anything could convince me otherwise. And then it is also a comedy (I'm laughing, aren't I?) So by definition, Dr. Horrible should get the girl and Captain Hammer should be....um....well.... killed. That's the kind of just and right ending that I was expecting and then......well, if you saw act III, you know the rest.

Let me put it another way: someone you trust introduces you to a friend of theirs. You and the friend hit it off instantly. Going to the movies, having meals and going bowling together becomes a regular thing. Then one day, the person who introduced you calls you up and tells both of you to come to his place cause he has a surprise for you. Once you both get there, the man takes you into his house, closes the door and then drives a knife into your new friend's heart. Gasping for breath, she falls to the floor. You scream at the man you once trusted, but he doesn't even seem to notice. Then once the girl is finally dead, he looks at you and says: "Now wasn't that fun?"

Joss Whedon has become the Joker of Batman fame. Perhaps Nolan should give him a part in the next film?

I think that the film "Stranger than Fiction" puts it well when Hoffman says: "A comedy is a tragedy that ends too soon." All I can say is that Whedon ended it too late.

So, I know that it is just a movie, TV show, internet show, whatever and that it's not real. But I really get invested in the characters of any story, and Whedon was successful in making me sympathize with Dr. Horrible and Penny. But then he betrayed my trust with the final installment. 

Not amused,
Frank'n'stay"


Frank'n'stay is just another alias I go by, in case you were wondering. But anyway, that's really all I have to say on the subject. I've been sitting on a bunch of reviews. I try to get them to you asap, or, that is, whenever I get around to it.... :P

Till Then,
Scott


5/30/08

You asked for it!

Usually, I feel that the reviews of Pluggedinonline.com are rather overbearing and perhaps a little ultra-conservative. Often times their reviewers will mention "negative elements" of a certain film and I won't even notice the scene when I do eventually watch the movie. Yeah, they're that picky about their reviews. I suppose that this attitude is understandable considering the general feelings of the audience that they are catering to (other ultra conservative, super picky, "Christian" parents).
So most of the time, I am rather frusterated when they give movies, such as The Matrix, Fight Club, V for Vendetta and other such R rated films with very healthy themes, a bad rap. But then there is every now and then a film that absolutely deserves every stereotypical Christian insult a film reviewer can give a movie. What do you think I am talking about............ of COURSE!!!! You guessed it; slasher flicks.
Specifically, I am talking about the new film The Strangers. I just read the review from pluggedinonline and I could not agree more.

WARNING: IF YOU REALLY DESIRE TO SEE THIS SICK AND TWISTED FILM, DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPHS. SPOILERS TO FOLLOW...

The film begins with a guy proposing to a girl, she says no. They go to house out in the middle of nowhere. (I do not know all the plot particulars, so I have no idea why they would spend a romantic weekend together after this guy had just be burned so badly.)
Anyway, the girl starts seeing things. The guy thinks that she is going crazy. Then three people in masks burn his car and ax in the front door and chase the couple around the house, until they finally catch them, tie them up and torture them to death. Heck, yeah...... that's a movie I want to watch. *rolls eyes*
The film also claims to be based on true events. I doubt that they are, but even if it's true... why should that matter? Why do you have to make a film about it and torture a theater audience as well. But then, if you buy a ticket, you signed up for it.

So go ahead, desensitize yourself. It should be fun!!!! (that was biting sarcasm, just so you know.......)

The plugged in online article can be found here.

Scott

5/14/08

Review of Showbread's new albums "Anorexia and Nervosa"

Sorry that it's been a while, but here it is the new review of raw rock!!!! I have given up a lot of the old rating system I was using. I am simply going to give you what I think about the album instead of trying to give you a bunch of fancy figures at the end of each and every review.



Well, the masters of "we don't care what the record labels or music scene think" have done it again! First, a little background as to what on earth is going on with the record, or more appropriately, record(S). Showbread came onto the scene in 2005 with the backing of Christian rock label extrodinaires, Tooth and Nail. "No Sir, Nihilism is not Practical" was met with great success and gained a strong fan base. The album's spastic emo/screamo/punk was second only to the band's live show with in addition to matching outfits and crazy stunts featured a "keytar."
Showbread hoped to gain even more popularity with their next effort, "Age of Reptiles," but to many of the bands fans that record was seen as "selling out," and never gained much steam. But soon the hype for a new album began, or wait, was it TWO albums? That is something that is simply not done in the record industry now-a-days, due to a little word called "profits." Showbread, however, was more interested in a story.
Each of the new albums follows the story of one of two sisters: Anorexia, who looks for meaning through good deeds, pride and success, or sister, Nervosa, who decides to gain happiness through the pleasures of the world and all the filth that it can offer. Each album then follows them through their own journey through the darkness and to their salvation in Jesus Christ. (Rather hard hitting for a rock opera, huh?)
But the music is just half of the package. Along with the records you get the jewel case booklet as well. But instead of lyrics and band thank yous you get a short story with each that you read along with AS the music plays. This helps you understand the story of the two sisters more fully. There are also many hidden clues and messages throughout the booklets, I am still trying to make sense of them. If you want any hints as to what they mean, I suggest that you start here at the official anorexia/nervosa forum.
I cannot recommend these albums enough (yes, you really should get both of them to get the full impact of the project). They are, however, very dark. Let me repeat that: VERY DARK!!!!! I was depressed for most of the day after listening to both the albums and reading the story. There is hope at the end of each, but you need to go on a rather trying odyssey to get there.

Two thumbs up in my book!!!
Scott

4/16/08

Batman gone berserko!

I've heard of movie fans being obsessed before. But this is just insane! If you don't believe me, look here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_So_Serious_%28game%29


I will try to come up with something of an essay or review soon.

Sincerely,
Scott

3/31/08

Christians in the media. The One's who think, and the one's who don't.

I have little to say here, but to recommend articles from two fellow bloggers like myself. The first is the one I mock. It is the stereotypical "I wish to be offended" Christian. It is so over the top, it would be laughable.... that is, if it wasn't so sad:

Worst Anti-Christian Films of 2007

By Elena Garcia


The second is the thinking Christian, who actually helped me sort out some of the things I myself have been dealing with in regards to the movies, and takes a very surprising tack on horror films in the movie industry.

By Matthew Hodge

I hope that both these article prove useful and that my take on them does not smell too much of bunk to you.

Most Sincerely,
Scott

3/18/08

Music Review: "A Band In Hope" by the Matches

I’ve always been a fan of indie bands. You know those bands that no one has heard of before, and because of the band’s particular sound and style, it will probably stay that way. The Matches are no exception.

I was first introduced to the Matches through the miracle of the internet. Specifically, though purevolume.com. They were featured on the digital sampler entitled Sleeveless, which was released over the summer of 2006. How I found out that they were releasing a new album is even more of a mystery, safe to say, I have no idea how I found out about it.

The first info I found out about the album was that the first album was a flop! To read the full story, click here. To understand the new album, titled “A Band In Hope,” you need to understand what happened with their previous album “Decomposer.” “Decomposer” was supposed to be the indie rock album of the decade. The Matches got everyone from Mark Hoppus to Tim Armstrong to help produce the various songs on the album, and their label, Epitaph Records, seemed ready for a major publicity push…. But it never happened. Sales were tepid, and the music video was never even played on MTV. The band leader, Shawn Harris, was ticked. But after sometime to think it over, he realized that just feeding that anger was not a good idea. Instead, he needed some hope; hence the title of the new album. Needless to say, “A Band In Hope” is a decidedly more upbeat album than their previous effort. It is full of references to the sun, morning, and true meaning.

The album starts off with the song “AM Tilts,” an odd little poppy melody, catchy all the same, but then throws you for a loop at the end. Harris states that the song was originally recorded live in the studio and was intended for their previous album. I personally think it fits much better here. “Their City” takes one of the few dark turns in the record with a much deeper sound, and more cryptic lyrics. The Matches’ single, “Wake the Sun,” follows, with more sunshine and enough radio playability to put the Matches on top of the charts for a month at least.

“Darkness Rising” finds the band trying to emulate Queen; ready for stage lights, and make-up galore. Despite the title of the song, it ends up being one of the most uplifting songs on the record, reminding the listener to look at the singer, because even though times are hard, he will never leave. However, “To Build A Mountain,” might possibly be my favorite song on the whole CD. The whole thing is catchier that who knows what! What with the “omAomAomA” of the guitars and Shawn’s bouncy voice going all over the place. The songs lyrics are an only slightly veiled reference to the war in the Middle East. What with the constant refrain of “While you build your mountain, but to build a mountain, I thought you all know, you got to dig a hole, in solemn marble rows.”

“We Are One” must be a favorite of the band to play at shows, as the only words to the song seem to be: “When we are loud we are one!” Lots of fun, not much material, really loud…..well, duh! “Point Me Toward the Morning” is an extremely hopeful song as well as very upbeat, with probably the most introspective lyrics on the album. “We know, know, that we are more than this, more than we know there’s a reason we exist, we know, we know, we know, we won’t be this easily dismissed.”

The following song is probably the creepiest on the record. “From 24C,” seems to be all about this guy who is listening to the girl he loves talking with some other guy in his apartment through the wall. The sound is very reminiscent of Imogen Heap in that it is very spacey and far away sounding. Upon repeated listens however, the songs becomes a very good example of the dangers of how our post-modern culture views relationships and the very real pain that can result.

“Clouds Crash” is a completely acoustic song, similar to the White Stripes song “We Are Gonna Be Friends” in sound and lyric. The next song, “Between Halloweens,” is another favorite of mine, with a nice guitar line and some interesting themes about how the scars we bring into a relationship are what really make it worthwhile and meaningful.

After that, the Matches go off on a three pop/punk song romp, that seems a little repetitive and out of place on such a unique record. But if you haven’t been thrown off kilter yet, wait for the last song, “Proctor Rd.” Clocking it at a mere 1:11, the song leaves the listener confused and wanting more.

As for objectionable content: “To Build A Mountain” has a British swear at the beginning. But since the album is advertised to an American audience, most probably won’t catch it. As I said before, “From 24C” may be rather odd, but I believe the honesty and pain it portrays makes it worthwhile. The penultimate song, “Yankee in the Chip Shop,” ends with a barely distinguishable swear that isn’t even included in the lyric booklet.

In conclusion: This is an amazing band. Even more amazing for the way the skirt around an industry that is so saturated with smut and self- pity. If you are looking for something quirky and upbeat, I HIGHLY recommend this album!

4 1/2 out of 5 stars

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